Hook-Handed Terror Imam Fights Toilet Jihad in Prison
(Trigger warning: extensive and unfortunately necessary descriptions of Islamic toilet practices. Read at your own risk.) How many Islamic toilets is a Muslim terrorist entitled to? At least two. That’s the ruling by a U.S. federal judge in the long running saga of a UK Muslim terror imam locked up in a Colorado prison who called for murdering non-Muslims and wants those same non-Muslims to tend to the ‘purity’ of his nether regions so he can properly pray to ‘Allah’. And so begins the most disgusting article I ever had to write: in both the moral sense of how far backward we bent to cater to Muslim terrorists who hate us and on a grosser physical level. The current Toilet Jihad began with a real Jihad that claimed at least four lives. In 2007, after three years of legal wrangling, Imam Abu Hamza , an Egyptian Muslim cleric who headed a notorious UK terrorist mosque, was finally deported to the United States. With the occasional eyepatch and a hook for a hand, a souvenir of his time wo...