Saddam May Be Dead but Cheer Up Palestinans

It seems a lot of people are down now that Saddam is dead. Particularly the Palestinian Arabs.

"The execution of former Iraqi president Saddam Hussein sent many Palestinians into deep mourning Saturday as they struggled to come to terms with the demise of perhaps their most steadfast ally.

During the first Gulf War in 1991, the Palestinians cheered Saddam’s missile attacks on Israel, chanting “Beloved Saddam, strike Tel Aviv,” as the Scud missiles flew overhead."

Are you touched? Because I'm touched. So to help cheer up these lovely lovely people and as a public service to middle eastern stability, I've put up a short list of ways titled.

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10. Saddam may be dead but cheer up Palestinians, he got his wish to be associated with a famous leader in an ancient middle eastern empire. Unfortunately the leader was Haman.

9. Saddam may be dead but cheer up Palestinians, progressive college students will now switch from wearing t-shirts with Che's profile to T-shirts with Saddam's profile.

8. Saddam may be dead but cheer up Palestinians, there's plenty of evil mass murdering dictators ready to take his place. Most of them hate Jews too. Some of them will even help you kill us.

7. Saddam may be dead but cheer up Palestinians, the lice in his beard still live on.

6. Saddam may be dead but cheer up Palestinians, hangman in the middle-east will now result in much weeping as a tragic commemoration of his death. Of course hangman in the middle-east always resulted in a lot of weeping anyway, because no one in the middle-east can spell.

5. Saddam may be dead but cheer up Palestinians, in death he invented a new dance that will sweep the Hizbullahsized discos of Lebanon and across the middle-east called, 'Do The Saddam.'

4. Saddam may be dead but cheer up Palestinians, his actual last words were not, as was reported, 'Palestine is Arab' but 'I Ordered The Burger Well Done for My Last Meal, You Filthy Zionist Agents.'

3. Saddam may be dead but cheer up Palestinians, according to Noam Chomsky he had been replaced by a CIA double two decades ago anyway.

2. Saddam may be dead but cheer up Palestinians, all he wanted was that you remember him as he was, a crazy genocidal thug who murdered hundreds of thousands of people, tried to build a space gun, wrote romantic epics about infidelity and loved watching The Godfather on his VCR.

1. Saddam may be dead but cheer up Palestinians, he died just the way he lived, with dirty pants on.