UK Supreme Court Finds Women Exist
In the year 2025, the UK Supreme Court ruled that women exist. The shocking ruling by two lady justices (Lady Rose and Lady Simler) and one lord (Lord Hodge) found for the existence of women and concluded that men do not become women by putting on dresses and getting a government document certifying that they’re female now. The two elderly Jewish ladies and Scottish lord, who are presumably quite aware that they are ladies and lords, and not vice versa, concluded “that sex has its biological meaning.” Furthermore that “Parliament in using the words ‘man’ and ‘woman’ …referred to biological sex” and that the Scottish government had not successfully “nullified the definition of ‘woman’”. Akin to Galileo’s legendary “e pur si muove”, the lord and ladies tentatively laid out their shocking conclusion that women are not men and that men are not women in the gentlest of fashions to avoid shocking the delicate sensibilities of the woke who believe otherwise. The ruling politely noted that the...