Dirty Green Money
“I’m also listening to ‘Bitch Better Have My Money’ by Rihanna nonstop,” Juan Carlos Monterrey Gomez, the vice chair for the implementation of the UN Climate Convention, told reporters. The 2024 United Nations Climate Change Conference being held in Baku was all about money. It wasn’t the planet, but the scent of money that had drawn everyone from Gomez, the negotiator for Panama, one of the most corrupt countries in the world, to the Taliban, to the UN climate conference in Azerbaijan, a post-Soviet Muslim oil and gas country. Officially everyone was in a country whose only real export was oil and gas to save the planet, but as the favorite song of the UN Climate Convention vice chair says, “Hold up, My money, Yo, my money.” Everyone in Baku wanted to save the planet. But only for the right price. Even the Taliban who came asking for money to fix Afghanistan’s ‘climate change’ problems. President Ilham Aliyev of Azerbaijan kicked off the UN conference to end oil and gas by praising th...