Palestinian scholar claims the US will cease to exist

A thorough analysis of the Koran reveals that the US will cease to exist in the year 2007, according to research published by Palestinian scholar Ziad Silwadi.

Big words from a 'scholar' from a country that never existed and still doesn't exist I say.

“The tsunami waves are a minor rehearsal in comparison with what awaits the US in 2007,” the researcher concluded in his study. “The Holy Koran warns against the Omnipotent Allah’s force. A great sin will cause a huge flood in the Atlantic and Pacific oceans.”

He does realize the Tsunami and the recent earthquake has been hitting Muslim countries. If they represent the wrath of 'Allah', it would seem Allah is none too happy with Muslims.

“As soon as the Europeans started arriving in the new world discovered by Christopher Columbus in 1492, they declared a war on the so-called Red Indians, the legitimate owners of the land,” he wrote. “Then they began enslaving and humiliating Africans after kidnapping them from their countries and bringing them to America.”

He neglects to remember that the United States got these slaves from Muslim slaveowners and that Muslims were in the slavery buisness long before the Europeans. In fact slavery today only exists among Muslims and the worst human rights crisis is in Sudan where Muslims continue to enslave and massacre its indigenous inhabitants as they have throughout history beginning with Mohammed. More recently Muslims killed over 250,000 of the inhabitants of East Timor and have gone on killing sprees in Kashmir.

“International law penalizes such crimes,” he said. “If these laws were not applied then, they are certainly implemented in heaven. If no one on earth is capable of punishing [the US], Allah was and remains able to do so."

If Allah follows the track record of Muslim attempts at punishing the US, then he'll need a really big suicide bomber's vest to fit his belly.