Mr. Obama Goes to Washington

Mr. Obama Goes to Washington

Mr. Barack Obama he flew to Pakistan
got himself a big black turban
and he flew right back again
to Washington, Washington

Mrs. Michelle Obama, she came dressed in red
said, "I'd like to sleep in that big White House bed
In Washington, Washington

Barry said to Michelle, "We'll get there if we can
But we'll have to split the bed with Ayers, Wright and Farrakhan
In Washington, Washington

Then they held the rallies and the Truthers rushed to come
and behind them came the Moonbats and CAIR on the run
To Washington, Washington

Yonder comes the Reverend Wright with a grin upon his face
curse words on his lips and hate upon his brain
To Washington, Washington

Ayers comes behind him with his bombs and books in tow
bringing that Annenberg money to fund Obama's show
to Washington, Washington

Right there behind him comes walking Louis Farrakhan
But no Barry tells him, "You show up now you'll spoil my plan
for Washington, Washington

When Barack Obama saw that the White House was in range
He started talking lots about hope and about change
In Washington, Washington

They put his face on posters and halos round his head
They said he was the Messiah come to save us from ourselves
In Washington, Washington

He opened up his websites and the cash started to flow
But who was giving the money, that we'll never know
to Washington, Washington

They held an election but who knows who truly came
And who voted how many times under a different name
for Washington, Washington

Barry said to Ayers, "We'll do the same as France
Make a deal with Osama and then we'll get our chance
In Washington, Washington

Osama said to Barry, "Stall em all you can
We'll cut a deal and bomb you anyway just like Japan
In Washington, Washington

So Barry gets in office and hands the money out
To GM, Wall Street and all his donors just like that
In Washington, Washington

He wrecks up the army and takes down the defense
Closes down Gitmo and pulls down the border fence
In Washington, Washington

He stabs our allies in the back and sells out all our friends
and spends all our money on our enemies to make amends
From Washington, Washington

So I'm gonna tell you people if Obama's gonna be beat
People are gonna have to be skeptical indeed
Of Washington, Washington

Next time when a leader promises you he'll bring some change
What he really means is that he'll take everything but your spare change
To Washington, Washington

And when a Muslim politician tells you he believes in America First
He may say "America First", but he means "America Next"
From Washington, Washington

(based on Lindbergh by Woody Guthrie)